Prime Minister of Australia Scott Morrison has fronted the media today, excited to be in a situation where he wont be compared to Boris Johnson for the first time in his career.
“My government would never be in the sort of controversy we’re seeing in the UK,” explained the PM. “I would never bring a party together or plan anything during the pandemic. You’re welcome Australia.”
“Boris Johnson clearly does not understand what leadership is about. You can’t hold parties during a pandemic, parties require large amounts of people in inclosed spaces all of whom need catering. That would require me to make food readily available.”
“To make a plan and enact it with all your peers, it’s just irresponsible. I have avoided that as much as I possibly can the last couple years. You’re welcome Australia.”
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