Premier Dominic Perrottet has today informed his children that they should stop relying on handouts from above and get a job if they wish to have presents.
“It’s a simple case of people once again relying on the Premier to coddle them instead of taking personal responsibility for themselves,” Perrottet told his 2 year old. “Sooner or later you’re going to have to learn to stand on your own two feet.”
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